Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
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i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
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“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi
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WITH A NEW COMEBACK
COMES A WHOLE NEW SET OF JOKES
AND GIFS
AND MACROS
AND SONG COVERS
AND MEMES
AND EDITS
AND DERP PHOTOS
PRETTY MUCH A WHOLE NEW OF EVERYTHING
A WHOLE NEW WORLD
“AND A NEW WORLD SHALL OPEN UP”
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